Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Extorshizzle

Todays story is from MSN:

Rap singer Snoop Dogg has sued a woman and her attorneys for extortion, alleging they demanded $5 million to keep silent about an alleged assault against her, according to a lawsuit.
The lawsuit, filed in Superior Court on Dec. 10, said Snoop Dogg — whose real name is Calvin Broadus — was not involved in the alleged assault at a performance in 2003.
The defendant was listed only as "Jane Doe" to protect her privacy, Snoop Dogg publicist Meredith O'Sullivan said Tuesday. O'Sullivan also declined to identify the woman's attorneys.
The lawsuit alleged that the woman and her attorneys threatened to sell details of the alleged assault to a book publisher and The National Enquirer if Snoop Dogg did not pay $5 million.
Neither O'Sullivan nor the lawsuit provided details of the alleged assault.
The singer sued for punitive damages and to stop future threats.
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What mental deficiancy would cause someone to say to themselves, "Hmph, even though I was assaulted and need to go to the hospital, I think instead I'll call my lawyer and try and get a bunch of money from the guy putting on the show...after all, if he weren't having a show, I wouldn't have been here, and wouldn't have been assaulted..." This is a prime example of the idiocy of the human race. The only thing I find strange about this, is that the article focuses of Snoop D-o-double-g instead of on the crazy (explitive deleted) that's trying to extort $5 million from him. All this suing and counter-suing is not going to get us anywhere. There is only one answer: Crazy Monkey Knife Fights.

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